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A kid who has a gay ass misfits tattoo on his arm that looks like it was made with a sharpie.

These "fried kids" often will be seen at harcore shows trying to go in a pit but are too pussy to accually go in. The may also be scene speeding by you on a highway, or stalled out at a stop light. But the best way to know one is they will always see something they like in your house and always say "kid can i have this!? i like this stuff better than you kid"
Fiend kid by NO KID December 28, 2007
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Force field kid 

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.
"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
Force field kid by calibus January 28, 2022

scrubby kid force field 

a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.
"Hey look, it's Nicole."

"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."

"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."

The popular kids friend 

Someone asked a question once

“Why do the popular kids friends get less attention?”
Well here is the answer

The popular kids probably get more attention because they’re… popular it’s literally in the name as the popular kids friends are probably going to get replaced later on. If the popular kids friend is popular they will probably have no issue finding another friend/friend group but if they’re unpopular then this could be a challenge.
Now they could have different levels of finding friends based on how social they are

Social: easy. (Just need to be nice enough to become friends)
In between: both (they could loose some trust though).
Not social: most likely to talk to their self instead of finding new friends.

If you’re not social like me then you will probably find social media (huge mistake) and if they post anything about their feelings they are probably going to get bullied online/cyber bullied and their confidence will go down.

Also they are probably going to get used as a map and people will ask where the popular kid is every single second,every single millisecond when they are just minding their own business trying to take a break from talking.
Conversation I’ve had being the popular kids friend

Person:Hey:))
Me: oh- um hi how can I help you?
Person:do you know where popular kid is?
Me: oh uhm they’re over there…
Person: *walks away*

MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY 

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.
OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026