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Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1]Wasting time
2]Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3]Performing certain sexual acts on such female.
1] Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2] Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3] Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!
Fiddlefucking by Brandon W. July 12, 2006
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Fiddledicking 

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

piddlefucking 

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done
Quit the piddlefucking and get to work
piddlefucking by spudbuster August 27, 2013

Fiddlefuckin' 

N. 1. zero; 2. a person who is a complete loser.ADJ. 1. Doing absolutely nothing; Zero; Not a damn thing;2. Playing somebody or using somebody.
" He is a real Fiddlefuck"

"He was fiddlefuckin' around in the warehouse all day."

"She was fiddlefuckin' him big time."

Fiddle Fucking 

What boys be doing in bed while they girl is just trying to get some damn sleep: Ass grabbing, grinding, tryna reach down ya shorts, poking they dick all up in ya panties till ya got a wedgie, talking bout they got blue balls, saying they tired but still being all horny and handsy, and basically sealing the deal that the only pussy they getting that night is that hand and some lotion.
Scene: Boy and girl in bed after a long night and girl has an early morning at work the next day. Boy says he's tired and they say goodnight but then all the sudden his hands start roaming around girls body.

Girl (Noelle B. in this case) "HEY! I thought you were tired. Quit fiddle fucking around!"

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026