Fictin

(fictin')
To write and/or read fiction for fun with no other purposes or intentions of publishing it.

"Whazzap dawg"
"Ain't much dawg I'm fictin"

Fictin by InnitFylingFish August 5, 2026

Fisting Station 

A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices

I spent my birthday at the fisting station, men lined up to ream me out

Fisting Station by FuriousFist April 4, 2017

Pulp Fiction Date 

A presumably platonic outing with a friend's spouse or significant other, usually, though not always, where a certain level of unstated attraction is involved.

"So next Saturday I've got a Pulp Fiction date with my buddy's girlfriend."

Pulp Fiction Date by MrTheNick January 29, 2010

Joke Fisting

In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.

Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"

"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."

Joke Fisting by Box Doctor January 10, 2015

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy

are you simping for a fictional character? same bud

simping for a fictional character by thegg1ord March 25, 2021

Fictipsy

Someone, usually a teenager, who fakes being drunk and/or high at parties because they are trying to be cool.

Kid: Dude, look at Jack, he's about to puke!

Other Kid: Nah, man, he had one beer.

Kid: What a fucking fictipsy.

Fictipsy by Bobby yoooo November 6, 2009

Fly Fisting 

Using a motion similar to a fly Fisher when Fisting someone.

Wonda Wonderpig was the great queen of fly Fisting!

Fly Fisting by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016