Fets

Fake pets. Usable for taking pictures with in order to post on your dating profiles. You don't own the animal, you just pose with it.

Brian walked his neighborhood in search for the stray cat to pose with for his tinder profile. He's seen different fets around the block but had to lure that perfect cat with tuna. He ate the tuna after and didnt' feed it.

by pikachu.pantie May 26, 2017

Fet

Shortfor the kinky social networking site Fetlife

I met her on Fet a while back.

by JRayRay October 27, 2017

Fet

Sometime stands for Fetish, in some stories/fanfiction.

Warnings: B-Mod, BDSM, Bond, Fet, Slave

by Izaki May 15, 2010

fet

Commonly used in some parts of the UK to refer to amphetamines.

Mike: 'you up for getting some fet tonight mate?'

Dan: 'yeah man'

by Raindance Rob November 10, 2010

Fetted

The most vile and heinous of odors. A rancid, putrid, retch inducing stench.

WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.

I just gassed braaaahhh.

Dude!!! That's fetted!

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Fet

it’s fit but angel can’t speak english

angel- have you seen the new boy he’s soo fet
lilee-i’m gay

by Charliedanz1 December 15, 2022

Fetting

A person who can walk into a bar and have his drink before he sits down without ever saying a word.

"That guy had his beer waiting for him at the bar and he just walked in. He is so a Fetting."

by Killerardvark March 26, 2007