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Fake pets. Usable for taking pictures with in order to post on your dating profiles. You don't own the animal, you just pose with it.
Brian walked his neighborhood in search for the stray cat to pose with for his tinder profile. He's seen different fets around the block but had to lure that perfect cat with tuna. He ate the tuna after and didnt' feed it.
Fets by pikachu.pantie May 26, 2017
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Fried Egg Tits

Tits that look more like two eggs, sunny side up (so to speak) than actual tits.
Do you remember the Tonya Harding video?

All I can remember are the FETs
FETs by Jeff Lebowski June 9, 2004
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fets fan 

An abbreviation for "fake mets fan" or "fake jets fan."
This term is usually used when a fan to either the mets or the jets does something un-fan-like such as not knowing a player, not knowing a team fact or missing a game, etc...
"Yoni, your such a fets fan. How could you have missed that game?"
"How do you not know who the running back is Elliot? Your such a fets fan."
fets fan by BKatz October 15, 2007

fets luck 

This is when a boy and a girl take off all there clothes and just stare at each other - Graph23 aka (WesternGraph23)
Do you want to fets luck in my room?
fets luck by Graph23 December 12, 2020

Mark fets 

Dumbest prick in existence, known for aggravating and annoying the fuck out of everyone who lives under the atmosphere including his own parents. 8:10 chances most mark fets are legitimately homosexual.
No one wants to be a Mark fets
Mark fets by Mark fets April 21, 2019

Mark fets 

Dumbest prick in existence, known for aggravating and annoying the fuck out of everyone who lives under the atmosphere including his own parents. 8:10 chances most mark fets are legitimately homosexual.
No one wants to be a Mark fets
Mark fets by Mark fets April 21, 2019

FetSwing 

Individuals, Couples, and Groups active in the FetSwing} lifestyle. This growing community of sexuality identification. [FetSwingers} do not identify their sexuality as a swinger or [fetish group. FetSwing identification is a kinky group that was once the members of Craigslist and Back Page
This community now resides within the FetSwing website. It includes TS, TV, Gay, Lesbian, Straight, couples, singles groups and singles.

When you lookup FetSwing the search results shows the term is gaining popularity and used in mainstream, and adult content.
FetSwinger is utilized term for plural.
Did you hear about the Fetswing party, February 29, 2020?
FetSwing by PSFILM November 11, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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