FETs

Fried Egg Tits

Tits that look more like two eggs, sunny side up (so to speak) than actual tits.

Do you remember the Tonya Harding video?

All I can remember are the FETs

by Jeff Lebowski June 9, 2004

Fet

Shortfor the kinky social networking site Fetlife

I met her on Fet a while back.

by JRayRay October 27, 2017

Fet

Sometime stands for Fetish, in some stories/fanfiction.

Warnings: B-Mod, BDSM, Bond, Fet, Slave

by Izaki May 15, 2010

fet

Commonly used in some parts of the UK to refer to amphetamines.

Mike: 'you up for getting some fet tonight mate?'

Dan: 'yeah man'

by Raindance Rob November 12, 2010

Fetted

The most vile and heinous of odors. A rancid, putrid, retch inducing stench.

WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.

I just gassed braaaahhh.

Dude!!! That's fetted!

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Fet

it’s fit but angel can’t speak english

angel- have you seen the new boy he’s soo fet
lilee-i’m gay

by Charliedanz1 December 15, 2022

Fetting

A person who can walk into a bar and have his drink before he sits down without ever saying a word.

"That guy had his beer waiting for him at the bar and he just walked in. He is so a Fetting."

by Killerardvark April 1, 2007