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Fets

Fake pets. Usable for taking pictures with in order to post on your dating profiles. You don't own the animal, you just pose with it.
Brian walked his neighborhood in search for the stray cat to pose with for his tinder profile. He's seen different fets around the block but had to lure that perfect cat with tuna. He ate the tuna after and didnt' feed it.
by pikachu.pantie May 26, 2017
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FETs

Fried Egg Tits

Tits that look more like two eggs, sunny side up (so to speak) than actual tits.
Do you remember the Tonya Harding video?

All I can remember are the FETs
by Jeff Lebowski June 9, 2004
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fets fan

An abbreviation for "fake mets fan" or "fake jets fan."
This term is usually used when a fan to either the mets or the jets does something un-fan-like such as not knowing a player, not knowing a team fact or missing a game, etc...
"Yoni, your such a fets fan. How could you have missed that game?"
"How do you not know who the running back is Elliot? Your such a fets fan."
by BKatz October 15, 2007
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fets luck

This is when a boy and a girl take off all there clothes and just stare at each other - Graph23 aka (WesternGraph23)
Do you want to fets luck in my room?
by Graph23 December 12, 2020
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Mark fets

Dumbest prick in existence, known for aggravating and annoying the fuck out of everyone who lives under the atmosphere including his own parents. 8:10 chances most mark fets are legitimately homosexual.
No one wants to be a Mark fets
by Mark fets April 21, 2019
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Mark fets

Dumbest prick in existence, known for aggravating and annoying the fuck out of everyone who lives under the atmosphere including his own parents. 8:10 chances most mark fets are legitimately homosexual.
No one wants to be a Mark fets
by Mark fets April 21, 2019
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FetSwing

Individuals, Couples, and Groups active in the FetSwing} lifestyle.

This growing community of sexuality identification. FetSwingers} do not identify their sexuality as a swinger or fetish group. FetSwing identification is a kinky group that was once the members of Craigslist and Back Page
This community now resides within the FetSwing website. It includes TS, TV, Gay, Lesbian, Straight, couples, singles groups and singles.

When you lookup FetSwing the search results shows the term is gaining popularity and used in mainstream, and adult content.
FetSwinger is utilized term for plural.
Did you hear about the Fetswing party, February 29, 2020?
by PSFILM November 11, 2019
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