fetal position
the act of curling yourself in a ball and crying like a little girl in hopes that your attacker will just go away.
fetal position by mullet man carrie January 16, 2011
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Fetal Position
A sexual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having sex with her belly button.
The fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly buttons.
The fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly buttons.
Fetal Position by Jafus000xxx1 June 14, 2008
the fetal position
the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.
"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."
the fetal position by fellownapper April 9, 2021
Fecal Position
Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.
Judd: How was your weekend?
Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.
Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.
Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
Fecal Position by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010
fecal position
The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.
fecal position by Elvo July 27, 2007
fecal position
A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.
Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
fecal position by rocketride August 14, 2008
fecal position
boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
fecal position by muffmirkin May 23, 2019