Festmunch

|ˈfestmənCH| (noun)

A festival-goer who's diet consists mainly of the drug known as MDMA or 'Molly'

Look at all those festmunchers over there!

Yeah man, all he does is munch on molly; what a festmunch.

by Milo & Otis January 16, 2014

festuche

n. (fess 'toosh) A big deal; brewhaha. To apply great importance to an event.

"He forgot to get the approval and pretty soon we had a major festuche." or "She's such a drama queen. She could make any staff meeting into a real festuche."

by Nezbit-the-cat May 17, 2005

festouche

1) A bad or undesirable situation.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.

1) Since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse - this is a major festouche!
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.

by Hardball May 2, 2006

fartmuncher

One who sniffs and breathes in others farts in an attempt to get hi.

"You're so fat you can't get out the door!"

"At least I'm not a fartmuncher!"

by Sarah to Fiona August 12, 2005

fatmunch

a person who eats the fat off of a steak or peice ov pork.
a person who eats alot of food.
or just eats fat.
or juts a fat assed hog.

Maan, u sure are a fatmunch, u ate everythin in the house, fatass .hog

by ren walkero January 12, 2009

Festusche

Slang term for a big deal or something worthy of a reaction. Used a lot by Italian-Americans (or wannabes) and, for some reason, prevalent by those who work at IBM in the Northeast US.

Pronounced fes-TOOSH

The mistake caused a big festusche among management.

by Please_&_Spank_you April 19, 2021

Felmunching

The act of necrophilia with a friend or partner, where you double team the body then jump on top of the corpse and stomp to mix up the juices. Once you do this take a straw and drink the liquid within.

Me and the homies went felmunching last night.

by YogurtDaddy123 March 21, 2024