2 definitions by matelalique

1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.

2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.
Dude, Tony is sporting some serious festivus pole while talking to that hot chick.
by matelalique December 14, 2011
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masturbating until one perches.
Tube jig worked its magic to the tune of about 15 perch today.
by matelalique September 7, 2010
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