by Kid Klone September 15, 2009
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by Kgreenthumb January 11, 2009
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(1) Jon: Yuck this pizza looks festi.
(2) Kristy: Sydney is festi as.
(3) Luke: HAHAHA. How festi is she? *points*
(2) Kristy: Sydney is festi as.
(3) Luke: HAHAHA. How festi is she? *points*
by Rainhailsnow January 31, 2012
Get the festi mug.When a vagina gets all smelly and nasty after a weekend music festival. No showers, a little pee, a lot of sweat and maybe even a little sex dribble.
I was going down on this chick Mandi at bella, totally into her right... slowly moving past the breast down to her belly button and she's all like "you don't wanna go down there".. "why" I reply.. "It's the Festi Puss
by Wet Wilma August 12, 2011
Get the Festi Puss mug.A mans ball sack or penis that is decorated with jewelry from piercings that make it look rather Festive.
Types of male piercings: Ampallang, Apadravya, Cleopatra, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche, Hafada, Prince Albert, & Trans-Scrotal Piercing.
Types of male piercings: Ampallang, Apadravya, Cleopatra, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche, Hafada, Prince Albert, & Trans-Scrotal Piercing.
At the gay bar the new way to ask another male if he is pierced down there is to ask if they have a "Festi Testi".
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
Get the Festi Testi mug.A Festi Bat is when a male partakes in the activity of masturbation during a music festival. Festivals are usually longer than one day although not necessarily so, as Festi Bats have been known to occur at one day festivals such as Stereosonic and Parklife.
Usually undertaken in the extreme heat of the middle of the day, the festi bat is a method of not only achieving a great deal of relief but also killing time until the point at which it becomes acceptable to once again recommence the alcohol and substance abuse that also occurred the previous day(s). Hence the Festi Bat is a valuable and multifaceted music festival tool.
The festi bat is a risky activity due to the fact that it takes place in close proximity to other festivalgoers, usually separated by only a thin piece of nylon, and would bring a great deal of embarrassment to the batsmen should he be caught or heard.
(NB: The Festi Bat is generally frowned upon by female festivalgoers and may decrease the chance of picking up that evening.)
Usually undertaken in the extreme heat of the middle of the day, the festi bat is a method of not only achieving a great deal of relief but also killing time until the point at which it becomes acceptable to once again recommence the alcohol and substance abuse that also occurred the previous day(s). Hence the Festi Bat is a valuable and multifaceted music festival tool.
The festi bat is a risky activity due to the fact that it takes place in close proximity to other festivalgoers, usually separated by only a thin piece of nylon, and would bring a great deal of embarrassment to the batsmen should he be caught or heard.
(NB: The Festi Bat is generally frowned upon by female festivalgoers and may decrease the chance of picking up that evening.)
Guy 1: Just had a festi bat, best decision I've ever made.
Guy 2: That is such a good idea, i'm going to go and have a festi bat now. Hopefully by the time I'm done we can start drinking alcohol again.
Guy 2: That is such a good idea, i'm going to go and have a festi bat now. Hopefully by the time I'm done we can start drinking alcohol again.
by knackerbags January 3, 2011
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synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray
Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!
It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!
synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray
Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!
It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!
by Emmd September 12, 2021
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