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Fenching

Playing or doing something excessively , in particular Video games grinding away with no exposure to sunlight and destroying relationships, gaming goals are all that matter!
Sam and josh are fenching call of duty this weekend, don’t not expect to see them leave their rooms!
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Fenching

To play video games excessively and become obsessed with every detail, everything else is less important than video games on a weekend of fenching, no breaks are necessary, food delivery is the only acceptable method of cooking, sleep is a waste of time & girlfriends/boyfriends should be blocked for fenching commitments unless they are also participating in a full fench.

Occasionally used to describe binge-watching a Netflix series without breaks.

Word popularly used by London gamers.
"Fenching my way through the entire game no breaks"

" I Fenched the whole Baldurs gate 3 campaign in 48 hours"

" I need to fench the new Fortnite update, I'm calling in sick"

"I fenched
by Wuujuu September 13, 2023
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fenching

A sexual act involving small birds being placed in body openings.
Once two men were fenching and they couldn't get the bird out, so one man used a match to try and find it. However, the other man passes gas, giving both men third degree burns.
by Naked Avenger August 17, 2004
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the fencing emoji 🤺

supergoop every single day
____ 🤺 ____ I SAY 🤺 (if you cant tell, that is the fencing emoji 🤺 btw)
by bubbles December 12, 2020
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Finching

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
by KevinMyers February 9, 2010
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Felching the clown

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
by Selevan May 3, 2013
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Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
by The man with two plans December 4, 2011
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