fencepost 

A farewell address; goodbye, farewell, see you later, etc.

"See you tomorrow!"
"Fencepost!"

fencepost by Shannon February 8, 2004

fencepost 

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

fencepost by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Fencepost 

Dumbass, twit, know-nothing, moron, idiot, stupid, Abbrievation: Post

That boy is dumb as a fencepost. What a fencepost. They gave that guy a license to drive, he is dumber than a fencepost. What a twit, a fencepost in a farmer's field is more usefull than that fellar. Careful now, don't get too close to that Fencepost friend of yours, his stupidity might rub off on yah.

Abbrievation: What a post!

Fencepost by Dabbs McGilly May 12, 2018

Fencepost Fed 

1.Referring to oral copulation, when a man or woman sucks a penis that is at the Least 8 inches or more in length and 6 inches or more in circumference to the point of swallowing the cum from the penis orgasm, they have been Fencepost Fed.

2. When you haven't had any sleep for 3 days or more, and/or are under the influence of a controlled substance, and your eyes are playing with your brain convincing you that the fencepost across the street is actually a federal agent doing an undercover stakeout of your house disguised as a Fencepost Fed.

3. A remark made by a bf who thinks he's got a big dick, about his gf who is into giving blow jobs.

Ted: Are you guys hungry?

Bev: Nah, I'm pretty full.
William (Bev's bf): Yeah, she's already been Fencepost Fed this morning.

Allan: Is it me or is that a Fencepost Fed there by that cactus cop?
Angala: No, that's the palm tree popo next to the cactus cop and I think that maybe deputy doorjamb behind them.

Fencepost Fed by DeepThrowWitDancer March 6, 2022

flesh fencepost 

A cowboy's amorous extremity.

After he delivered the herd, Lester went to Cactus Nell's Cowboy Day Spa to have the dust blown off of his flesh fencepost.

flesh fencepost by panchodoll May 24, 2006

mexican fencepost 

When you wake up with explosive shits from Mexican food (TacoBell). Then you go and sit on your partners morning WOOD and start shitting all over it while playing Maracas!

Abbey-“The other morning I woke with the shits and I couldn’t resist so i grabbed my Maracas and went and shit all over Aira’s Dick and gave him a Mexican fencepost.

mexican fencepost by DickSmokingFever July 11, 2019

Fenceposting 

The act of awkwardly standing still while getting danced on or awkwardly standing against the wall while at a party and keeping to ones self.

Wheres Mason at?
He’s fenceposting over there by the punch bowl.

Fenceposting by APickledWeiner September 3, 2021