Skip to main content
You human with extra chromosomes. You absolute buffoon. How did you fail to write “February.”
Ham: is it febury?
Washingmachine : you mean February?
Ham:ye, febury…
Washingmachine: …Alex get sleep.
ham: NO
febury by Hamilgang February 8, 2025
Urban Dictionary Merch

Feburary 1st 

This day is for the more superior. People with a birthday on this day are amazing and doing great in life. Its also national steal a hoodie day! Go get that mans/womans hoodie!
"Its feburary 1st you know what that means!" *steals hoodie*
Feburary 1st by Dayacheese❤ November 5, 2019

febuary 21 

February 21 is a day for a hot boy/girl

He/she is the cutest best looking person ever you should totally hug/kiss them

Wow Randy is so hot he was probably born on February 21!!
Febuary 21 means hot
February 21 is the best day for boys/girls
febuary 21 by Date a febuary kid October 17, 2019

Febuary 25th 

National hold that special someones hand day. On this day hold someones hand who means a lot to you.
Girl: Hey, since it is Febuary 25th can I hold your hand?

Boy: Yeah, of couse!
Febuary 25th by Marshall7 February 24, 2020

Febuary 16 

Ppl who were born on this day are crackheads but they are also sexy and beautiful they just want to find a lover that likes them!
Tom: hey when your b day

You: febuary 16
Tom: OH MY GOD YOURR SO LUCKYYYY
Febuary 16 by Dnekndndneien November 26, 2019

Febuary 14 

The 1 day you gotta be bold and tell your crush you like them
Febuary 14: Tell your crush you like them over text, in a note, in person
Febuary 14 by Realshit2497 February 13, 2020

febuary 18 

Someone you love deeply was born on that day... they may end up being the love of your life! They got a huge sense of humor with and an even bigger booty. When you look in their eyes you can never look away...

People born on this day will always do the best to make you happy even when they are sad. So treat them right!!!
FEBUARY 18 he best day to go out and celebrate with the person you love the most
febuary 18 by It’s.kiwi October 29, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next