'Awrite Keith, have you been dining at the Y?'
'No Ian, i've just had an iced finger, why do you ask?'
'Oh, it just looks like you got Femayo on your chin'.
Femuary is like movember but for women. We don't shave our legs, armpits, etc.. for all of Feburary. The reason? to bring about the awareness that women don't actually need to shave. Hair is natural. If men don't shave their faces, the consequences are minimal.. Maybe they will have difficultygetting a job or picking up girls. If women don't shave their legs, everyone stares. Why is that? Hair is natural. Let yourself be free for Femuary!
"Why are there so many hairgirlslately!?"
"Because it's Femuary!"