Felusional

To experience a "full blown" delusion, typically in a laughing manner.

Regina is felusional if she thinks she'll win "Homecoming Queen"

by Blakenship March 11, 2024

delusional

Believing something to be true that is clearly not. Someone who is not thinking clearly. Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is obviously false.

Jon believes he is always right. He's delusional.

by youreajackass April 16, 2014

Delusional

When someone clings to the opinions in their head despite the facts. Often times these people do not want to measure the accuracy of their opinions and believe their situation is overly unique.

Tom is delusional, he thinks he is the best parent in the world but his kid is 4 years old and cant spell his own name.

by Dilemmas.co November 16, 2020

delusionalship

A one-sided love where you constantly think someone is dropping you hints or has a crush on you whilst it's all in your head (a delusion) and they don't actually care.

"I can't believe I was in a delusionalship with her for so long"

by rektx March 6, 2023

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

Delusional

So far removed from reality that one fails to think and live in the real world.

You guys are delusional.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008