Felusional
Felusional by Blakenship March 11, 2024
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delusional
Believing something to be true that is clearly not. Someone who is not thinking clearly. Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is obviously false.
delusional by youreajackass April 16, 2014
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Delusional
When someone clings to the opinions in their head despite the facts. Often times these people do not want to measure the accuracy of their opinions and believe their situation is overly unique.
Tom is delusional, he thinks he is the best parent in the world but his kid is 4 years old and cant spell his own name.
Delusional by Dilemmas.co November 16, 2020
delusionalship
A one-sided love where you constantly think someone is dropping you hints or has a crush on you whilst it's all in your head (a delusion) and they don't actually care.
delusionalship by rektx March 6, 2023
delusional cockbag
A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration
delusional cockbag by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008
Ho-Fessional
A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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