Feltchmas
The feltching of a sexual partner or friend, following digestion of a succulent festive holiday meal.
Feltchmas by michaelfeltch December 18, 2024
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FetchASketch
A very gay and homosexual 10 year old boy that loves art a bit too much. Needs to get a life. Has a bit too many bromances.
FetchASketch by there's just not a name April 3, 2009
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Felchmaster
A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin to others.
Felchmaster by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006
feltchmongers
n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..
feltchmongers by wiz mang May 11, 2004
feltchwad
Fist Feltchers
1. A fictional biker gang who, rather than run "normal" illegal activities such as drug smuggling or prostitution, specialize in really dirty fetish porn. They would import or produce the foulest sleaze imaginable. Other bikers would have nothing to do with them because of their retarded schemes and their disturbing willingness to get involved in the production of rotten porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.
1. "I heard about those Fist Feltchers. Don't they distribute illegal hardcore scheisse porn, bukkake, and vomit? I also heard that their founder, Cuntpuncher Pete, died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving an industrial shop-vac; his dying words were "Ooooh, my feltch hole hurts!!!" as his insides were vacuumed out of his ass by a fat broad that looks like Mimi from Drew Carey, but in a gimp suit."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."
Fist Feltchers by Greg the Angry Pole January 28, 2008
Feltchmonger
Feltchmonger by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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B)
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