Love appointed
Love appointed by JnAMS May 26, 2009
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Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome
(Abbreviated SASS) A state of mind in which the sufferer (the Self-Appointed Saint) patronizes others, under the belief that they helped those people attain some sort of salvation. Although it's similar to God Complex, SASS is different in that sufferers use an unnecessary amount of compliments and gifts to patronize their victims. This makes the victim feel as they are below the Self-Appointed Saint, and thus makes the Self-Appointed Saint feel like they are of an elevated status compared to others.
Person 1: Even though I said no, John gave me his old Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge. Now, he keeps inviting himself over for dinner every week and makes me hang out with him everyday after work.
Person 2: Sounds like he's suffering from Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome
Person 2: Sounds like he's suffering from Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome
Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome by Realnigga9499 July 13, 2017
Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff
The self-righteous asshole who insists on holding ALL communter traffic to 1 mph UNDER the posted limit
Look at that effin' Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff up there, running 44mph in the left lane while granny's leading the parade in her K-car on the right!
Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff by Slow Boil June 4, 2009
Media/corporate appointed voice
The voice of an entity that tries to speak for other people without anybody requesting to have a voice. Someone there to deprive everyone else of their own voice, but says they want to give everyone a voice by being their voice.
The girl wanted to be the voice of a neighborhood she wasn't even from, which was highly inflammatory to people who really were from there. They didn't feel like they needed a media/corporate appointed voice that wasn't their own.
Media/corporate appointed voice by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021
who appointed you?
Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.
Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.
Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.
who appointed you? by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020
Spooky Appointment
a round appointment that you can dark picture frame with 3 1/2 nails. very savage. can get mad. dont make mad. bad bully bad!!!
Spooky Appointment by certifiedgeesehaircut November 16, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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