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Function: noun

Etymology: English, from a Jersey City origin. An extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of "felching".

1. A person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then sleeping off their hangover until the afternoon.

2. A person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display "creepy hands" in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic relationship with.
Scott: Did John come home last night?
Steve: Nope, went out for "1 drink" and never came back.
Scott: Probably spent all night in a state of inebriated debauchery.
Steve: Yea, Felchman is disgusting.
by JCNJ9 February 19, 2010
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