Felchman

Felchman

Function: noun

Etymology: English, from a Jersey City origin. An extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of "felching".

1. A person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then sleeping off their hangover until the afternoon.

2. A person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display "creepy hands" in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic relationship with.

Scott: Did John come home last night?
Steve: Nope, went out for "1 drink" and never came back.
Scott: Probably spent all night in a state of inebriated debauchery.
Steve: Yea, Felchman is disgusting.

by JCNJ9 February 19, 2010

Double Felchman

A glorious sexual act wherein one combines the double frogman and felching. After finishing inside of yourself, you suck the seed back out of your cavity with the same snorkel you just used to attain such an unbelievable feat of personal satisfaction. Stretching is suggested.

I ate pounds of pineapple, and my jism still wasn't sweet enough to overwhelm the taste of my excrement. But I still pulled off the Double Felchman.

by I am Carl's Legend February 23, 2011

Felchmaster

A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin to others.

'Wayne Im giving you a promotion, you are now a felchmaster u wolf balls'

by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

Felchmonger

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.

Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.

by AngryCPET March 28, 2007

felchmongler

A gay guy who sucks his come out of his boyfriends ass

that damn felchmongler be beatin dat ass up all tha time.

by erin November 20, 2003

felchwank

Like felching but the guy doing the felching also has to jack off another guy at the same time.

Noto asked his friend Diablo if he wanted a felchwank. Diablo said yes but only if Cowboy could join and get jacked off. All 3 had fun apparently.

by ToeJam67 March 8, 2015

felchanigga

1. Felch's name in ebonics.
2. A nigga who enjoys felching.

"What is your name in ebonics?"
"Uh...Felchanigga"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A FELCHANIGGA?"

by obv666 February 8, 2010