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feltchwad 

A lowlife politically appointed worker.
He looks like a Cook County feltchwad!
feltchwad by Ozzyfan August 18, 2009
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feltchwad 

A despised or contemptible person.
That feltchwad in Marketing stole credit for all my hard work!
feltchwad by ziggyzaggy August 7, 2009

Felchwarbling 

Fel.ch.war.bler.
The act of extracting and gargling with the contents of someones anus after it has been drilled and filled by a tag team of dirty feckers during a gang bang. Typically seen on Redtube..
Dorothy used a straw to suck the mank from Tracy's brutalised purple bum hole before giving a Felchwarbling rendition of god save the queen.
Felchwarbling by Rick the Morgan August 27, 2008

Feltched Snowball

The act of giving someone a snowball after feltching them.
Al lovingly gave Bill a feltched snowball for allowing him the pleasure of anal intercourse.
Feltched Snowball by skin January 17, 2004

felchwank 

Like felching but the guy doing the felching also has to jack off another guy at the same time.
Noto asked his friend Diablo if he wanted a felchwank. Diablo said yes but only if Cowboy could join and get jacked off. All 3 had fun apparently.
felchwank by ToeJam67 March 8, 2015

feltchasaur 

An gross old ropesucker that enjoys feltching every juice filled anus he can get his lips on.
Greg: I got high last night and let the rugby team cream pie my asshole last night. That feltchasaur Andrew emptied my hole for me thank goodness.
feltchasaur by Spoonyt69 February 22, 2022

feltchamuffin 

Where you eat the dirty dick nut outta the cooter of a husky woman...
I saw that guy the other day - he gave Sharon a feltchamuffin
feltchamuffin by Capn DiCrunch October 6, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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