Felsite 

A felsite is a type of rock. This rock had gotten so hot that the uglyness now dominates.
Rocks don't have many friends, but the few that felsite seems to have are as heartless as the other rocks that exist in the universe.
Already from when felsite was a tiny drip of lava, felsite dreamed of being a asteroid in space. Unfortunately felsite is a rock on earth that can't really go to space. He can't move at all actually.

"Oh look, dad! There is a cool rock on the ground!"
"Throw that away, son! It's a felsite"
"AAAAAAAH"

Felsite by Toemasje April 23, 2022

Felsted wetty 

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.

“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”

Felsted wetty by Thegaydude July 2, 2019

Felsted

When some thing is ‘Felsted` it means something is a bit posh and full of them self. It comes from Felsted in Essex, uk, a school full of rich chavs who relies on daddy’s money and only has friends because they have a fit mum.

‘Alex’s dad brought him ANOTHER pair of yezzys`

‘Felsted prick`

‘Ew my mum never buys me clothes that costs less that £30`

‘LMAO bit Felsted, mate’

Felsted by Lola9292 May 14, 2019

Felister 

The name describes a cute,hot, intelligent, loyal,nice, precious and beautiful girl.She has a nice body and knows how to use it.She texts with a lot of boys even though she is very picky.In a relationship she would never cheat on her boyfriend.She truly gives all her love and once she get hurt . she never forget about it. Around Friends she is a crazy bitch.
It's really easy to get along and have fun with her. Her appearance is innocent but once you get to know her you realize that partying is her thing. You should treat her like an angel because she deserves it.

A:hey,this one girl was going crazy.this week she is so funny.What was her name again?
B:oh, you mean Felister

Felister by Your future hubby November 23, 2021

Felister 

She is loving.... kinda protective... mostly focused with their goals...bright.They don't give up easily just the way they don't give in to guys easily...so if you just wanna date a Felister be prepared for a little struggle..they like to laugh a lot though..in a way you may think they are in love with you

Boy1:Wow look at that girl ...she is so hot..you said her name was???....
Boy2: Felister...
Boy1: No wonder......

Felister by i.am.narc November 26, 2021

felstead

Slang for dick

wow i like nathan's felstead

felstead by omgwow33 April 2, 2016

felite

Abbreviation for fucking elite.

That is felites!

felite by N Cheung March 3, 2003