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Felke is a type of animal who lives deep inside the wood, and who isn’t afraid to becomes your friend. Their usually so nice that they’ll make you feel special like your their best friend. But really they just do it to get cake or sprite. They have a special talented witch is to eat hamsters and pull out tampons. You definitely do not need a Felke in your life but if you get a chance i guess you wont say no.
omg what you changed your tampon so fast almost like a Felke
felke by Djcumolean April 20, 2022
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The best friend you could ever ask for, Felke is kind, smart, caring, and full of energy. She loves making people laugh cause she knows how funny she is. She gives people new chances but knows when enough is enough. She gives the best advice and always knows if something is wrong and overall has an amazing personality you rarely find.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Felke she’s amazing!
Person 1: Omg i want her to be my friend!
Felke by Sonia08 February 22, 2023
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Felke is one of the best friends you could ever ask for. She’s kind, really smart, caring, and always knows how to make people laugh cause she knows how funny she is. She gives people new chances but knows when enough is enough. Felke has an amazing personality you rarely find in people, and is overall a fun person to be around with.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Felke she’s amazing!
Person 1: Omg i want her to be my friend!
Felke by Sonia08 February 22, 2023

falkens maze 

Falkens maze (AKA Faulkens maze) is a fictional artificial intelligence game from the 1980’s movie war games.

It has also been known to refer to “shepherds maze” an unusually secretive online alternate reality game, available by invitation only. Most likely falkens maze is used as a code or to conceal that players are actually referring to shepherds maze, as some online communities have become hostile towards players. Although they are interchangeable (falkens or shepherds) the actual game is sometimes called just “the maze” as the original game had no name but was given the nickname by players because it revolves around a highly detailed and complex journal written by a man named “Shephard” or “Shepherd”. A known symbol used by players is the sheep emoji followed by the dog emoji (🐑🐕) and/or the numbers (8888 0008). Details of the game are a tightly guarded secret and sometimes compared to the secretive online group cicada 3301.
Remember that scene in wargames where falkens maze says “would you like to play a game”?

Q: Bro have you heard of that “arg” game falkens maze? I heard it’s super crazy and people get obsessed with playing it.

A: yeah man, it’s just another name for shepherds maze, same thing.
falkens maze by Moderator # 19 June 23, 2018

falkens maze 

Falkens maze is a secret online and real life game that involves crazy alternate reality type situations. It was written by a blind schizophrenic guy back in the 1980’s and 1990’s and kept a secret by everybody who plays it. The first rule of the maze is that you are responsible for everyone you recruit into it, if one of your recruits talks about it too much then you all get expelled and can’t play anymore. The maze has an almost religious meaning to some people, they take it way too seriously. You can only play it if you are invited.
Have you been playing falkens maze all night bro? Why are you so obsessed with it?

He took a class on cryptography just so he could play falkens maze better.
falkens maze by ARGononymous June 24, 2018

felgercarb 

An alternate spelling of feldergarb. A euphemism for "crap" in the Colonial vernacular; also used to mean garbage or nonsense. This word originated in the Science Fiction series Battlestar Galactica (1978) and was one of the expletives created to get swearing past the censors.
Starbuck: You certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb.
felgercarb by catdeville December 21, 2014

Felgendüse 

Was reimt sich auf Gemüse? Felgendüse.
Felgendüse by barid fang October 29, 2019