Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)

Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

feetarded

The act of so drunk that u have no idea what is going on, you are running around acting like a damn fool. but for some reason it works and everybody around loves it and thinks this person is the man.

Damn, that dude is straight feetarded! Hes awesome!

by therealfeetard June 13, 2011