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(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)
Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard
by David Hawaii April 25, 2007
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