Fececal

A delicious blend of the words fecal and facetious. It's a trendy word. It's so fetch.

Kim: "oh girl, my hole is so fececal."
Co: "honey, you ain't gotta tell me".

by FatHoCo May 11, 2021

Feceral

An unintentional portmanteau combining Feces/Fecal and Federal. Refers to an act or by-product of the Federal Government that also happens to be a piece of shit.

Steve Jones says that "Representatives should be required to live in feceral plazas with apartments."

by barbotus April 12, 2014

Fececles

The God of Shit.

"Oh man, I have to leave an offering to Fececles on his porcelain prayer alter!" "All hail Fececles!"

by Deuce Mac November 14, 2013

Fececate

To make feces in instances of great fear (Rocket like ejection from anus in a solid state.)

Guy1: Holy shit, you will never guess what happened last night
Guy2: Really, What?
Guy1: Me and my boys were out late trying to pick up some babes and we got jumped by a gang of massive black gentlemen

Guy2: Dude, did y'all make it out ok?
Guy1: I did, but Jeff damn near fececated

by ClapAndJiggle December 3, 2021

Fececate

To quickly form solid stool in instances of great fear. (Rocket like ejection from anus)

Guy1: Holy shit, you will never guess what happened last night
Guy2: Really, What?
Guy1: Me and my boys were out late trying to pick up some babes and we got jumped by a gang of massive black gentlemen.
Guy2: Dude, did y'all make it out ok?
Guy1: I did, but Jeff damn near fececated

by ClapAndJiggle December 3, 2021

fececating

The process of getting four or more people in a group and taking turns defecating in a circle then smearing it so each turn connects

you and your friends take turns shitting around a campfire, then smudging them to make a fececate circle after drinks, making your new past-time fececating

by prodefiner17 January 5, 2025