Fececate 

To quickly form solid stool in instances of great fear. (Rocket like ejection from anus)

Guy1: Holy shit, you will never guess what happened last night
Guy2: Really, What?
Guy1: Me and my boys were out late trying to pick up some babes and we got jumped by a gang of massive black gentlemen.
Guy2: Dude, did y'all make it out ok?
Guy1: I did, but Jeff damn near fececated

Fececate by ClapAndJiggle December 3, 2021

Fececate 

To make feces in instances of great fear (Rocket like ejection from anus in a solid state.)

Guy1: Holy shit, you will never guess what happened last night
Guy2: Really, What?
Guy1: Me and my boys were out late trying to pick up some babes and we got jumped by a gang of massive black gentlemen

Guy2: Dude, did y'all make it out ok?
Guy1: I did, but Jeff damn near fececated

Fececate by ClapAndJiggle December 3, 2021

fecenate 

when you gotta take a shit and you're just chillin on your phone for an hour

verb(maybe). fecenation, fecenating

"feescen-ate" or something like that

"sorry It took me so long bro, i was fecenating".

"holy shit, I just took the longest fecenation ever".

"how often do you fecenate"?

"pretty much everytime I take a shit".

fecenate by the fecenator June 2, 2019

fececating 

The process of getting four or more people in a group and taking turns defecating in a circle then smearing it so each turn connects

you and your friends take turns shitting around a campfire, then smudging them to make a fececate circle after drinks, making your new past-time fececating

fececating by prodefiner17 January 5, 2025