Feceral 

An unintentional portmanteau combining Feces/Fecal and Federal. Refers to an act or by-product of the Federal Government that also happens to be a piece of shit.

Steve Jones says that "Representatives should be required to live in feceral plazas with apartments."

Feceral by barbotus April 12, 2014

Federal Reserve

Noun.

Financial Terrorists

After the 2008 financial crisis, the world economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.

Federal Reserve by George Stuffalottapuss October 19, 2012

Federales 

A slang word for Federal Agents or for those employed by the Federal Government.

Juan was minding his own business, when the Federales came and ruined his day.

Federales by 🐺 April 26, 2019

federal donation 

Nickname for federal taxation. Rather than "owing" taxes to the federal government, one donates money to the federal government so that they can use it at their own whim.

1)

I: I still have not filed the tax I owe to the government
Q: You don't owe the government! Those are mandatory federal donations.

2) On April 15th, I calculate the federal donations that I gave to the government

federal donation by Kender-Dragonfly April 13, 2017

Federal Way 

Also known as Felony Way, a bedroom community between Seattle and Tacoma characterized by violent crime, poor schools, and lots of newly constructed low income housing.

Dude...Did you see that another drive by shooting occurred last night in Felony Way?
You are so mean. Federal Way ain't nothin' but a cheap ghetto where I can use my Section 8 vouchers.

Federal Way by Nafius October 2, 2016

Federal Prison 

Public school

Federal prisons last for usually 12 years. One can end their time at a federal prison early, but the people gave birth to them will be very angry.

It is a little know fact that when you attend a federal prison there is a free and hidden extra dlc consisting of, Gucci wearing douchebags giving you constant death threats, parents giving you death threats when not performing up to their standards(exclusive to Asian servers), and getting pressured by your peers to mimic basically their every action.

Federal Prison by n't're'yes January 28, 2019

Federalsburg 

A tiny (boring) little town on the Eastern Shore of Maryland where nothing ever happens. The most excitement that's happened here, is when they put up a Domino's. Pretty boring, if you ask me....

1: What's there to do here?

2: We can walk around town which will take about half an hour or so. We can go to the playgrounds or go fishing or chill on the railroad tracks near the marina.

1: Well that sounds boring. What do you have to eat around here?

2: Domino's, McDonald's, Subway, Cafe Milano's, some Chinese places....That's really about it.

1: Wow. Federalsburg is BORING!

2: You're telling me. At least you don't have to live here!!

Federalsburg by xXNikafaXx January 19, 2011