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Fecality 

Erroneous statement indicating a misconception borne of ignorance or naivety. Synonymous with "fallacy" (though must be stated) and derived in part from the adjective "fecal." In the cherished tradition of equating unlikely notions with fecal matter and/or the act of defecation.
"Fecalities we're abundant in today's session of parliament, the most heinous fecality coming from the Prime Minister."
Fecality by SoundAvarice July 19, 2009
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Fecality 

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow
The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.
Fecality by Spermoff August 10, 2025
A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomic nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to a “fatality” but without the death.
Chad 1: Hey bro, did you hear about Estéban’s Dad who caused that hobo to have a fecality?

Chad 2: No man, what happened!?

Chad 1: He judo throwed that sucker so hard he shit himself.
Fecality by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025
A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomous nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to “fatality”.
Chad 1: did you hear about Estéban’s Dad causing that shoplifter to have a fecality?

Chad 2: What!? No dude, what’s that!?

Chad 1: he judo threw him so hard that he shit himself.
Fecality by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025

Fecalith 

1. literally a poop stone
2. the best nickname for any douche nozzle in your life
Dude, John is SUCH a fecalith!

cranial fecalitis 

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.
I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?
cranial fecalitis by zdarius February 10, 2010
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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