Spermoff's definitions

Sperm-off

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains

I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Cheweezy

When one sneezes and food or other debris is ejaculated from ones mouth or nose or other facial orifices.

My friend expelled massive amounts of chewed lettuce from his nose and this had committed a cheweezy.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Schprangle

a tight pair of underpants made from a rope of spam canned meat that works its way into all the crevasses, and when worn by a male, a loop wraps around the balls, supporting them.

I wore my schprangle under my suit to feel extra special at the prom.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Ovarena

A fight club that is exclusive for lesbians in both the ring and the audience

Today’s in the Ovarena, Billie Eilish and Ellen DeGeneres are fighting for the title of Scissor Supreme.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Buffeasy

A steroid that you can take that makes you instantly buff but all of the added muscle is actually just extremely cancerous tumors.

Extreme desire for bulk can lead one to take several doses of Buffeasy, which will ultimately result in death.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Badogo

A kit that allows you to make a cast of a person and recreate them with whatever material you desire.

Most people create a Badogo of their significant other for private purposes, but others just need a friend in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Pippel

A derogatory term used to describe a person with a remarkable small penis. Can also describe a penis that is remarkably small.

This man is a major Pippel.

This man has a major Pippel.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025