Spermoff's definitions

Stabordoodle

A bloodthirsty but incredible small miniature poodle mix dog.

That Stabordoodle keeps making my toe bleed

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Badogo

A kit that allows you to make a cast of a person and recreate them with whatever material you desire.

Most people create a Badogo of their significant other for private purposes, but others just need a friend in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow

The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Schprangle

a tight pair of underpants made from a rope of spam canned meat that works its way into all the crevasses, and when worn by a male, a loop wraps around the balls, supporting them.

I wore my schprangle under my suit to feel extra special at the prom.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Pippel

A derogatory term used to describe a person with a remarkable small penis. Can also describe a penis that is remarkably small.

This man is a major Pippel.

This man has a major Pippel.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Wormoil

An intense event of mass turmoil within the vast underground society of worms.

Last nights thunderstorm most certainly caused Wormoil.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Ovarena

A fight club that is exclusive for lesbians in both the ring and the audience

Today’s in the Ovarena, Billie Eilish and Ellen DeGeneres are fighting for the title of Scissor Supreme.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025