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fetus fertilizer
1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.
2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"
fetus fertilizer by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012
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The Fertilizer
My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.
The Fertilizer by TheADvent Calendar December 1, 2019
Hand Fertilizer
Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
Hand Fertilizer by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020
Fertilizer
A young female (or woman of any age) that takes the virginity of multiple men. Much as the farmer's fertilizer helps grow new plants, a woman known as a fertilizer will grow the sexual exploits of many men.
"She has been with so many men that she's like fertilizer."
"I am now a man, I have been with a fertilizer."
"I am now a man, I have been with a fertilizer."
Fertilizer by K-Why August 28, 2007
Fertilizer
1. Shit that is rich in nutrients
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.
"You are a fertileizer: haha"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"
Fertilizer by coconut man the chosen one May 27, 2006
Fertilize the Fertilizer
The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
Fertilize the Fertilizer by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016
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