Fazbearing 

The act of ejaculating in response to a jumpscare.

"That movie was so scary, I was fazbearing my pants!"

Fazbearing by BangalangMan February 9, 2025

Freddy Fazbearing 

going into the woods alone at night, with salami scented deodorant, while shouting "RR rr RR RR rR rr" eventually a brown bear will emerge, that's when you tranquilize it and have your way with it.

im going Freddy Fazbearing tonight, wish me luck!

Freddy Fazbearing by The Definererer October 11, 2023

Neo-Fazbearism

a political philosophy, movement, or regime that is ultra totalitarian, ultra-nationalistic led by followers of Freddy Fazbear which exalts that society must be organized on the basis of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria using economic and societal regimentation and totalitarian suppression of dissent

While there are individuals that believe in communism or fascism, there are many who subscribe to Neo-Fazbearism.

Neo-Fazbearism by Freddy Fazbear Follower December 22, 2021

Farbering

Watching adult films instead of paying attention in important meetings/classes

Abdul was really Farbering his meat during a team meeting.

Farbering by Farbering-My-Meat-RN December 3, 2025