South African Swirly

The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.

"To whoever gave me a South African Swirly last tuesday, my heart goes out to you."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Flangastang

A more proper way to greet someone.
Abbreviations, such as FLSTG, or FLG, can be used.

"Flangastang, my nigga."
"How much dick a nigga gotta take for fucking root beer?"

by BangalangMan February 27, 2025

Hawaiian Heimlich

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth and they choke purposefully for you to initiate the Heimlich Maneuver on them. After the Heimlich Maneuver is successful, the victim will then cough the semen back up and a cup will obtain the coughed-up semen to be used as coating for a dildo. After the semen coats the dildo, the dildo is inserted back into the victim's mouth, making the victim puke up more semen. The puked-up semen is also obtained by the cup. This step is repeated until the victim finally gives consent.

"Can you not do the Hawaiian Heimlich next time?"
"Fuck you."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.

"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Snibble

Take a small dosage of.
Particularly referred to drugs.

"Once upon a time, Stephen Hawking was an old man who had a deep, heart-felt love for children. Due to this passion for children, he set out on a journey to Jeffrey Epstein's island. However, this nigga was crippled and in a Rocket League Octane, and his peak was only unranked. The reason why he was unranked is because he was fucking crippled, he couldn't move for shit. Anyways, this made the expedition for children genatalia significantly harder (ironic). He abstained from drug use, but he thought drugs were the only way to go to the island. So, he starts to move in his wheelchair at 0.00000001 miles per hour (I'm talking slug with extra steps type shit, but "extra steps" is kinda paradoxical). Anywho, when he finally arrives at his drawer after a million fucking years, due to his height being only a little lower than those of a fucking lego figure, he finds that his nose is at perfect height for the cocaine. So, without hesitating, without even thinking of taking a snibble, he goes full fucking vacuum cleaner mode and nostril chugs all of the nose candy. After 0.5 milliseconds of this situation, he starts going in fucking creative mode and starts to float out of his house, doing full-on fucking 360s at mach 7, and after 5 nanoseconds, he arrives at Epsteins island, only to die after his octane runs out of boost."

This took me so fucking long.

by BangalangMan March 29, 2025

Chinese Dick Cheese

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Wetter Willy

A wet willy, but instead of just saliva, it is every single fluid in the human body. Instead of a pinky finger being inserted into the ear, it's a penis.

"Babe, we should totally try the new Wetter Willy technique, I wanna see what the hype is about!"

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025