Definitions by BangalangMan
Snibble
"Once upon a time, Stephen Hawking was an old man who had a deep, heart-felt love for children. Due to this passion for children, he set out on a journey to Jeffrey Epstein's island. However, this nigga was crippled and in a Rocket League Octane, and his peak was only unranked. The reason why he was unranked is because he was fucking crippled, he couldn't move for shit. Anyways, this made the expedition for children genatalia significantly harder (ironic). He abstained from drug use, but he thought drugs were the only way to go to the island. So, he starts to move in his wheelchair at 0.00000001 miles per hour (I'm talking slug with extra steps type shit, but "extra steps" is kinda paradoxical). Anywho, when he finally arrives at his drawer after a million fucking years, due to his height being only a little lower than those of a fucking lego figure, he finds that his nose is at perfect height for the cocaine. So, without hesitating, without even thinking of taking a snibble, he goes full fucking vacuum cleaner mode and nostril chugs all of the nose candy. After 0.5 milliseconds of this situation, he starts going in fucking creative mode and starts to float out of his house, doing full-on fucking 360s at mach 7, and after 5 nanoseconds, he arrives at Epsteins island, only to die after his octane runs out of boost."
This took me so fucking long.
This took me so fucking long.
Snibble by BangalangMan March 29, 2025
Fan
Fan by BangalangMan March 25, 2025
Flangastang
Flangastang by BangalangMan February 27, 2025
Carter James Heimslich
The act of cutting your finger and getting heimliched so blood squirts out of your finger to make Kool-Aid.
"Thirsty AF."
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"
Carter James Heimslich by BangalangMan February 20, 2025
Austin Dyer Special
The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
Austin Dyer Special by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
Wetter Willy
A wet willy, but instead of just saliva, it is every single fluid in the human body. Instead of a pinky finger being inserted into the ear, it's a penis.
Wetter Willy by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
South African Swirly
The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.
South African Swirly by BangalangMan February 14, 2025