BangalangMan's definitions

Chinese Dick Cheese

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Snibble

Take a small dosage of.
Particularly referred to drugs.

"Once upon a time, Stephen Hawking was an old man who had a deep, heart-felt love for children. Due to this passion for children, he set out on a journey to Jeffrey Epstein's island. However, this nigga was crippled and in a Rocket League Octane, and his peak was only unranked. The reason why he was unranked is because he was fucking crippled, he couldn't move for shit. Anyways, this made the expedition for children genatalia significantly harder (ironic). He abstained from drug use, but he thought drugs were the only way to go to the island. So, he starts to move in his wheelchair at 0.00000001 miles per hour (I'm talking slug with extra steps type shit, but "extra steps" is kinda paradoxical). Anywho, when he finally arrives at his drawer after a million fucking years, due to his height being only a little lower than those of a fucking lego figure, he finds that his nose is at perfect height for the cocaine. So, without hesitating, without even thinking of taking a snibble, he goes full fucking vacuum cleaner mode and nostril chugs all of the nose candy. After 0.5 milliseconds of this situation, he starts going in fucking creative mode and starts to float out of his house, doing full-on fucking 360s at mach 7, and after 5 nanoseconds, he arrives at Epsteins island, only to die after his octane runs out of boost."

This took me so fucking long.

by BangalangMan March 29, 2025

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Fan

Abbreviation for, "Fuck-ass nigga".

"Get your doodlebob ass on, fan."

by BangalangMan March 25, 2025

Flangastang

A more proper way to greet someone.
Abbreviations, such as FLSTG, or FLG, can be used.

"Flangastang, my nigga."
"How much dick a nigga gotta take for fucking root beer?"

by BangalangMan February 27, 2025

Hawaiian Heimlich

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth and they choke purposefully for you to initiate the Heimlich Maneuver on them. After the Heimlich Maneuver is successful, the victim will then cough the semen back up and a cup will obtain the coughed-up semen to be used as coating for a dildo. After the semen coats the dildo, the dildo is inserted back into the victim's mouth, making the victim puke up more semen. The puked-up semen is also obtained by the cup. This step is repeated until the victim finally gives consent.

"Can you not do the Hawaiian Heimlich next time?"
"Fuck you."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025