Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.

"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Thanksgiving High-Five

Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.

Bro, we should totally run a Thanksgiving High-Five on Jessica and Britney!

by BangalangMan January 31, 2025

Flangastang

A more proper way to greet someone.
Abbreviations, such as FLSTG, or FLG, can be used.

"Flangastang, my nigga."
"How much dick a nigga gotta take for fucking root beer?"

by BangalangMan February 28, 2025

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Blastoising

The act of being ejaculated in the anus, and then invaginating your anus with your arm to spray all of the liquids out of your anus. The prolapse is similar to the Pokémon, Blastoise's tail, and the liquid spray is similar to Blastoise's attacks, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon, but the similarity of either Blastoise attack depends on the intensity of the climax.

Michael was blastoising Ava in the bathroom.

by BangalangMan February 02, 2025

Carter James Heimslich

The act of cutting your finger and getting heimliched so blood squirts out of your finger to make Kool-Aid.

"Thirsty AF."
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"

by BangalangMan February 20, 2025