A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth and they choke purposefully for you to initiate the Heimlich Maneuver on them. After the Heimlich Maneuver is successful, the victim will then cough the semen back up and a cup will obtain the coughed-up semen to be used as coating for a dildo. After the semen coats the dildo, the dildo is inserted back into the victim's mouth, making the victim puke up more semen. The puked-up semen is also obtained by the cup. This step is repeated until the victim finally gives consent.
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.
by BangalangMan January 31, 2025
The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
"Once upon a time, Stephen Hawking was an old man who had a deep, heart-felt love for children. Due to this passion for children, he set out on a journey to Jeffrey Epstein's island. However, this nigga was crippled and in a Rocket League Octane, and his peak was only unranked. The reason why he was unranked is because he was fucking crippled, he couldn't move for shit. Anyways, this made the expedition for children genatalia significantly harder (ironic). He abstained from drug use, but he thought drugs were the only way to go to the island. So, he starts to move in his wheelchair at 0.00000001 miles per hour (I'm talking slug with extra steps type shit, but "extra steps" is kinda paradoxical). Anywho, when he finally arrives at his drawer after a million fucking years, due to his height being only a little lower than those of a fucking lego figure, he finds that his nose is at perfect height for the cocaine. So, without hesitating, without even thinking of taking a snibble, he goes full fucking vacuum cleaner mode and nostril chugs all of the nose candy. After 0.5 milliseconds of this situation, he starts going in fucking creative mode and starts to float out of his house, doing full-on fucking 360s at mach 7, and after 5 nanoseconds, he arrives at Epsteins island, only to die after his octane runs out of boost."
This took me so fucking long.
This took me so fucking long.
by BangalangMan March 30, 2025
The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 15, 2025
The act of being ejaculated in the anus, and then invaginating your anus with your arm to spray all of the liquids out of your anus. The prolapse is similar to the Pokémon, Blastoise's tail, and the liquid spray is similar to Blastoise's attacks, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon, but the similarity of either Blastoise attack depends on the intensity of the climax.
by BangalangMan February 02, 2025