Fauxpathy

When a celebrity dies and people who don't really care start to pretend they do.

Person 1: When Whitney Houston died how come they said she was amazing and played all her songs but since they haven't played a single song of hers?

Person 2: They were demonstrating Fauxpathy

by TommieD August 27, 2013

fapathy

The sharp decline in interest in porn, women, sex, etc. that a dude experiences immediately after cumming.

The tranny porn I got seemed really hot at the time, but I deleted it all in a wave of fapathy later.

by dirge23 September 12, 2009

fapathy

A lack of desire to masturbate.

I have had fapathy for a while now. I haven't touched my penis in four days.

by ULTRAMAGNETIC BASE-HEAD January 4, 2009

Fappathy

To suffer from fappathy is to have such a low libido that not even masturbation seems appealing. It's an amalgamation of the word Fapp (To furiously masturbate) and Apathy (A lack of enthusiasm or concern)

Watching antiques roadshow plunges me into deep state of fappathy.

by TheFappmaster January 30, 2014

Faumpathy

False empathy

That guy thinks he's really nice but all he is giving me is faumpathy

by Colourfulchalkk October 3, 2020

fapathy

The study of fapping

I just studied fapathy, and there's way more ways to do it than I thought

by Charles Chilly September 26, 2007

fapathy

When you don't care of have no opinion on a subject so much, you are adamant about it.

combination of focused and apathy, forming fapathy

eg, "I don't care about politics at all, but I hate Bush so much I will vote for whoever the other dick is"

by Matt Hayward (AUS) March 30, 2004