To suffer from fappathy is to have such a low libido that not even masturbation seems appealing. It's an amalgamation of the word Fapp (To furiously masturbate) and Apathy (A lack of enthusiasm or concern)

Watching antiques roadshow plunges me into deep state of fappathy.

Fappathy by TheFappmaster January 30, 2014

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fempathy

when a superior (usually female) pretends empathy to an underlings ideas or concerns but intends to ignore them

As the employees listened to the empty fempathy of the HR director, they became nauseous.

fempathy by Weurdschmidt January 19, 2019

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fempathy

A particular form of empathy that can only be produced by females. All male attempts at empathy come across as shallow gestures in comparison.

When their friend's parakeet died, Mark's bouquet of flowers and dinner invitation to their friend were like a cheap greeting card in comparison to Darci's fempathy.

fempathy by thekidcomesback July 17, 2011

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fempathy

The fake portrayal of empathy in order to appear sincere, often used with the opposite sex.

"Can I come over to your place? My girlfriend's cat died and I'm worried she's beginning to notice my fempathy."

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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