Arnold's fauxfile said he was Brady, a 14 year old middle-schooler from Fresno. Another had him posing as a 22 year-old sorority girl from Arizona State. He was, in fact, a 52-year-old mail room clerk from Reno.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.