fatlard 

A person who is overwhelmingly immense, whose shadow can create a "lipid eclipse", who decides to take up all four corners when told to hide in a corner, and who lacks self esteem.

Brian D. tends to be a fatlard.

fatlard by Big Beto December 9, 2007

fatlard 

A person who is fat and lardy. An insult, sort of. Sometiimes a term of endearment.

Person 1: You're such a fatlard....!
Person 2: *runs away crying*

fatlard by the fatlards August 22, 2009

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

Fatlad's Food Ratio by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008

fattard 

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

fattard 

of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded

wow that chance kid is such a fattard.

fattard by md dylan June 20, 2006

Faglard 

An excessively obese male of the homosexual community.

That numa numa guy is so gay and over weight! What a faglard.

Faglard by rompebollo November 16, 2009