fatlard

A person who is overwhelmingly immense, whose shadow can create a "lipid eclipse", who decides to take up all four corners when told to hide in a corner, and who lacks self esteem.
Brian D. tends to be a fatlard.
by Big Beto November 14, 2007
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fatlard

A person who is fat and lardy. An insult, sort of. Sometiimes a term of endearment.
Person 1: You're such a fatlard....!
Person 2: *runs away crying*
by the fatlards August 23, 2009
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