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Father Hood

The final destruction of a celebrity or entertainment franchise's credibility. The term is a reference to Snoop Dogg's reality show "Father Hood", a program which effectively eliminated any shred of gangsterdom left in the D O Dubba G's image. The term is akin to "jumped the shark", referring to when late-era Happy Days had Fonzie jump a shark on his motorcycle, stretching the reality the show had previously existed in past the point of believability; the term is now used to describe any franchise that reaches such a point. Similarly, "Father Hood" is used to describe any celebrity who goes soft or batshit insane to point where enjoyment of early work even becomes difficult.

Eddie Murphy: From "Raw" to "Daddy Day Care".
Yo did you see "Are We There Yet?"
Fuck no. Did you see "Are We Done Yet?"
WHAT?
Yeah, they did a sequel.
Shit son, Ice Cube is straight "Father Hood" at this point.
Father Hood by bayley asher January 13, 2008
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Fatherhood 

1.n. a male parent. 2. one who loves, supports, guides, inspires, and encourages his children. 3. a man of strong character who teaches by example. 4. one who is patient, kind and understanding. 5. a man who is emulated, admired and very loved.
Now, he understands the true meaning of fatherhood.
Fatherhood by Vietrex April 6, 2016

Fatherhoo 

The phenomenon of rich and/or famous men impregnating married women without empathy.
Simon Cowell partook in fatherhoo after knocking up his friend's wife.

Owen Wilson will become the next celebrity to exhibit fatherhoo after impregnating his married personal trainer.
Fatherhoo by J.J. Tucker October 13, 2013

fatherhoodwinked 

When a woman tells a man that he's responsible for knocking her up, but later he finds out that he won't be a father because she wasn't really pregnant, he doesn't have a positive DNA match, or his baby's mama advises him to stay the hell away from her and their child.

First defined by an expecting father in Senn, a MMA romance novel by Lane Hart.
Abby told me she was pregnant , and then, when I was about to go out and buy some baby shit, she said it wasn't mine. I can't believe she fatherhoodwinked me like that!
fatherhoodwinked by lanehart August 17, 2016

fatherhood 

The result of being a motherfucker.
So your dad became your dad because he fucked your mom? That's fatherhood, man.
fatherhood by Rickyrab November 7, 2012
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