Skip to main content

Fatfired 

Play on words, 'backfired'.
When you offer someone some of your food, out of guilt that you are consuming much more than they are, expecting them to say no, they unexpectedly say yes, so you cut your cheeseburger into two uneven pieces, assuming they will take the small bit, and to your surprise they fucking take the large bit..boy that fatfired.
She actually said yes when I offered her some of my chuppa chup..now I have to share the effing thing. That realy fatfired on me.
Fatfired by itsross May 8, 2008
Related Words
Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.
Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!

Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.

Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.
Fattire by bwatson December 30, 2007
n; any person characterized by acting stupid, or ghey, not to be confused with a homosexual.

See also: homosex
Shut up, fagfire, I'm tired of your stupidity.
fagfire by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Fatfield 

A fat field that is very fat and grows fat on it. Fatness can be picked up from the field and be replanted to grow more fat.
This fat often comes from bacon around the edges where fat is found.
Bacon fat is tasty and very nice to eat, especially when it comes from a fatfield.
Fatfield by Bongeeloo October 11, 2019
clothing people wear when feeling plump
"After a Thanksgiving meal, my fattire usually consists of sweatpants and a baggy sweatshirt."
fattire by SalvyZ November 23, 2018
A strong boss woman, stunning in every possible way. She is trustworthy and friends love her, if you have a friend like her you’re the luckiest. A mother like her doesn’t exist.
Omg! Look at fatmire, she’s amazing.
Fatmire by Lovelyone1 February 16, 2022