Fattire 

Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.

Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!

Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.

Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.

Fattire by bwatson December 30, 2007

fattire 

clothing people wear when feeling plump

"After a Thanksgiving meal, my fattire usually consists of sweatpants and a baggy sweatshirt."

fattire by SalvyZ November 23, 2018

SHUSH FATTIES 

The easiest way to get a bunch of people to be quiet.

"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH FATTIES" *the world goes quite in realization that they have been called fatties but don't respond because they've been told to shush* SHUSH FATTIES is an expression used to easily get a bunch of people to stop talking.

SHUSH FATTIES by PigMacLord February 9, 2015

Fattress 

When ya girl got so much back, that when she lyin on the bed, her back's elevated cuz her booty is poppin.

My girl's booty so big her fattress game strong.

Fattress by Sir Bumbles August 19, 2016

Torchmark Fattie 

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

Torchmark Fattie by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

fattie fuck 

Using a lubricated fold of fat to stimulate a penis. This act can result in climax or simply as foreplay. This act is much like tittie fucking but is using one or more folds of fat instead of breasts.

"That chick had so many rolls I fattie fucked her all night long and still didn't run out of places to put it."

fattie fuck by Rob_SD January 23, 2008

Fatfired 

Play on words, 'backfired'.
When you offer someone some of your food, out of guilt that you are consuming much more than they are, expecting them to say no, they unexpectedly say yes, so you cut your cheeseburger into two uneven pieces, assuming they will take the small bit, and to your surprise they fucking take the large bit..boy that fatfired.

She actually said yes when I offered her some of my chuppa chup..now I have to share the effing thing. That realy fatfired on me.

Fatfired by itsross May 8, 2008