fatdick

A dude whose dick isn't that long but its fat and thick as hell thats whats up!

man my boo got a fat ass dick that shit had me screaming last night!!!

by Sexy T. May 29, 2005

Fatdick

To make one believe an event will occur when in fact it does not. Also known as "psyche"!

If a man was stood up on a date, he was fatdicked

by diceyj January 9, 2004

Fandicktion

Other name for smut.
When two (or more) people have sex in a fanfiction and it’s described in details.

“Did you read that fandicktion?”
“Omg, yeah! That fandicktion was so good!”

by laughinlikeniall August 3, 2018

Fatrick

An individual who's nickname is Patrick but who is also as big as a whale! But swears he works out!

Hey, check out Fatrick in those white coveralls. What A pile!

by 8&2 September 21, 2017

fatdicapped

A fatdicapped person is one who uses obesity as an excuse to gain access to some of the courtesies extended to legitimately disabled people. They demonstrate a marked tendency to consume far more than their fair share of food and most other available resources.

The veteran who had both his legs blown off was forced to park in a small space at the back of the lot, where it took him almost ten minutes to wedge his wheelchair out of the back of his '91 Dynasty. Once again, the accessible parking spaces were occupied by all the fatdicapped people's luxury SUVs.

by Chisos Climber November 10, 2008

fat dick spirit

It’s almost big dick energy but just the right amount of wrong. For example, when you won a Kanye West look a like contest or you’re really successful at a really shitty thing.

He: Did you hear about Ben maxing out his loyalty punch card at the casino?

Her: Yeah, he’s got that fat dick spirit.

by Fatdickspiritenergy January 12, 2019

Fatrick

A combination of the words "fat" and "Patrick." Used as an alternative name for a person named Patrick who is fat. Another form of this alternative name is "Fat-pat".

"When Fatrick wears yellow, people either mistake him for Big Bird or the sun!"

by Ms. Hopless Romantic December 6, 2006