flatdick

a top down foolish ass pranksta thats always flacid and cant get it up

damn whats with the flatdick you canker sore.

by steve March 10, 2004

Flatdick

>n. 1 a bitter miserable person who must act in such a way as to make those around him miserable also. 2 a person who can not bear to see others in a state of happiness.
ORIGIN Late twentieth cent.:English, unable to get an erection; flat, like a tire.

Who's that flatdick?

by Bing June 18, 2004

flatdicking

unresponsiveness; inactivity, lack of follow-through, delaying, procrastinating

"The order needs to be placed by Thursday, so no flatdicking on the reply please."

by Craig M. Kolodge April 12, 2006

Flatdick

A woman.

Look at the state of that driver, I'll bet it's a fucking flatdick.

by Fatmanupnorth October 16, 2021