6 definitions by diceyj

Fatdick

To make one believe an event will occur when in fact it does not. Also known as "psyche"!

If a man was stood up on a date, he was fatdicked

by diceyj January 10, 2004

where you want to put things that suck

Give me my money back you bitch or I will lock you up in the poopy safe..... and don't forget to give me back my black tee-shirt

by diceyj February 3, 2004

Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter

person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"

by diceyj February 5, 2004

I was playing with your mom's soft tits, and I decided to listen to softits to lighten the mood

by diceyj February 3, 2004

When you have something important to tend to.

"Crap - I better check my pancakes!!"

by diceyj August 25, 2004

A guy(s) holding up a sign at a Green Bay Packers game who is from Vermont

by diceyj January 10, 2004