Definitions by diceyj

check your pancakes 

When you have something important to tend to.

"Crap - I better check my pancakes!!"

check your pancakes by diceyj August 25, 2004

ass sphincter says what 

Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter

person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"

ass sphincter says what by diceyj February 5, 2004

softits 

Easy listening on cable

I was playing with your mom's soft tits, and I decided to listen to softits to lighten the mood

softits by diceyj February 3, 2004

poopy safe

where you want to put things that suck

Give me my money back you bitch or I will lock you up in the poopy safe..... and don't forget to give me back my black tee-shirt

poopy safe by diceyj February 3, 2004

fermachi tits 

Vermont Cheese heads

A guy(s) holding up a sign at a Green Bay Packers game who is from Vermont

fermachi tits by diceyj January 9, 2004

Fatdick 

To make one believe an event will occur when in fact it does not. Also known as "psyche"!

If a man was stood up on a date, he was fatdicked

Fatdick by diceyj January 9, 2004