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fatdicapped

A fatdicapped person is one who uses obesity as an excuse to gain access to some of the courtesies extended to legitimately disabled people. They demonstrate a marked tendency to consume far more than their fair share of food and most other available resources.
The veteran who had both his legs blown off was forced to park in a small space at the back of the lot, where it took him almost ten minutes to wedge his wheelchair out of the back of his '91 Dynasty. Once again, the accessible parking spaces were occupied by all the fatdicapped people's luxury SUVs.
by Chisos Climber November 10, 2008
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fatdicapped

A fatdicapped person is one who uses obesity as an excuse to gain access to some of the courtesies extended to legitimately disabled people. They demonstrate a marked tendency to consume far more than their fair share of food and most other available resources.
The veteran who had both his legs blown off was forced to park in a small space at the back of the lot, where it took him almost ten minutes to wedge his wheelchair out of the back of his '91 Dynasty. Once again, the accessible parking spaces were occupied by all the fatdicapped people's luxury SUVs.
by Chisos Climber November 11, 2008
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fatticapped

when someone gets so fat that they try to pass their laziness off for being handicapped.
Look at that 600 pound woman sitting in her wheelchair eating a hoagie. She's not handicapped; she's fatticapped.
by bringbacksaban December 30, 2007
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Fattycapped

What happens when you eat too much McDonald's so the DMV gives you a handicap placard.
Go to any Walmart and look at who parks in the handicapped spaces. The people you see will be fattycaps. They should give them special spots at the back of the lot so they can walk off their fat asses.
They are also given the fattycapped scooters so they don't have to walk around in the store.
by 75%er July 24, 2009
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fattycapped

A condition in which one is so obese that s/he cannot perform such functions as running, self-tying shoes, sitting in one airplane seat, etc.
I used to be able to fit in the bathroom stall until I became fattycapped.
by somaritime July 7, 2009
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fattycapped

A person, typically seen in and around malls (and WalMarts) in the suburban United States, so obese that they "earn" a handicapped permit for their car, and the parking privileges that come with it, at the expense of the truly challenged. Fattycapped people often get around in motorized wheelchairs likely paid for by health insurance because they are so huge they can no longer walk. This "disease" is often blamed on "genetics," yet is rarely seen outside the US where all genetic types are represented.
"Look at that poor person in the wheelchair pre-boarding the airplane."

"Don't feel sorry for her, she's fattycapped. See? She just got out of the chair and is walking down the aisle where she will get two seats for the price of one."
by PiDaddy January 1, 2009
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fandicapped

A person who takes steamy showers or equally steamy bowel movements without turning the fan on.
Mary is fandicapped, the bathroom reeks!
by fuzznuts81 May 14, 2009
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