Fartbook 

A vulgar yet humorous way to refer to Facebook

God damn it, Fartbook won't load up again!

Fartbook by dollarbill3585 September 24, 2013

Fatbook

A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.

"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"

Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009

Fastbook 

1. The action taken in which one already receives a Facebook friend request seemingly before the sentence "Pleasure to meet you" is completed.

Bryce- "Dude I just met that cute chick Kelsey at the party the other day, next thing you know I get fastbooked! Came home that same night to a friend request."

Noah- "Mad fastbooking indeed my man, wasn't that party upstairs?!"

Bryce- "Exactly bro."

Fastbook by ol221 February 12, 2012

Fartbroken 

When someone fails to fart after repeated attempts and become very frustrated and upset about it.

The other day, I really wanted to fart. I tried so many times, I squeezed, grunted, and even screamed, but nothing would come out! I was so fartbroken.

Fartbroken by smellyjanus May 15, 2011

fratbook 

the most convenient form of communication for fratstars used to keep up with brothers and of course the sorostitues from the night before. also, a great way to keep up with other people's business and to know who's hooking up with who.

"dude, did you see her fratbook she is totally dating that GDI."

fratbook by sorostitute 911 October 21, 2008

farmbook 

This is what facebook turns into when you are only on there for farmville.

Lets go on farmbook.

farmbook by Kyle 230 January 25, 2010

Fartboost 

When your taking a shit and you fart mid shit which causes the shit to fly out of you

I was taking a shit and I fartboost

Fartboost by Monkey r April 7, 2019