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Fat Cunt is a term of derision and abuse, usually levelled at people who are either obese, or both obese and stupid.
Man, dont even think about it, the boss is just a smelly fat cunt anyway.

Oh you cant imagine that fat cunt getting his leg over can you? When do you reckon was the last tome he looked down and could see his cock?

Oy get off that swing you fat cunt, if you break that the kids wont have anything to play on !
fat cunt by Darkus Woggus September 15, 2007
a word to describe your mother in law
Im marrying your daughter you fat cunt!
fat cunt by hahaha July 22, 2003
A cunt that's layered in more fat than your typical cunt.
Damn that's a fat cunt. Eat more salads!
fat cunt by The Toe February 26, 2004
1. An overweight person who is also rather unpleasant.

2. A large, pink, wobbly vagina.
1. "How's your new boss?" "He's a fat cunt."

2. "My wife weighs 300 pounds." "I bet she's got a fat cunt."
fat cunt by ktmboy August 20, 2008
what a married man needs to call his overweight wife when taking her from behind just to get off.
The first time called my wife a [fat} cunt, i was so afraid but I came so hard--now it is just like her nickname. Our son loves to call her a fat cunt, too.

Most wives become fat cunts by the time they reach aged 40 and each eventually comes to accept that truth.
fat cunt by the Fireworks Guy November 2, 2010
Me, since I started drinking too much beer.
(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!
fat cunt by notapaki August 10, 2003
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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