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1969 Mustang Fastback
Car driven by old men that think they are still cool. More then likely also have beat up Harley of some sort. The car will usually smell like bacon or jalapenos. The reason for this is still unknown.
1969 Mustang Fastback by The One and Only Chosen One June 9, 2009
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fatback chopper
fatback chopper by BUNNe's Sister, BUNNe, and an honorable mention to Wotan July 28, 2008
Fastrack Wanker
Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!
I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.
The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.
But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!
I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.
The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.
But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!
Fastrack Wanker by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011
Dirty FastJack
When you’re playing Xbox and you kill somebody and they spawn behind you and start fucking you with a used sock and then finish in both of your ears. Then they will keep fucking your mouth until the semen in your ears comes out of your mouth
Dirty FastJack by Benny157383 January 12, 2023
fatback
A term of utmost hatred used to define someone with a weight problem; this term should not be used in reference to someone who could kick your ass, only in situations where the fatass is totally immobile or just a pussy.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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