Fassputin

The undisputed king of fassys (see fassy).
Originates from the Russian Rasputin, advisor to Tsar Nicholas, not necessarily a fassy himself but his name was too appropriate.

That man is clearly fassputin himself.

Fassputin by Chris Sobczynski September 24, 2005

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Assputin

A descendent of Rasputin, the highest ranking Russian mobster and serial killer who lists the Grabber in Chief as his biggest fan.

Assputin is a seriously cool dude, he got those Hillary emails when I told him to!

Assputin by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

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Fassputin • Assputin • fassting • fasutina

fassting

Fisting in the ass. (see fisting)

My wife was bored with vaginal fisting, so last night we tried fassting. She loved it!

fassting by Tommy Gugliata August 4, 2009

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fasutina

Crystal meth baby that comes from hell (France)

Ahhhhhhhhhh fasutina

fasutina by anonymous April 3, 2023

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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