fassage

a lie or statement used to deceive someone

I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.

fassage by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021

fausage 

The vegetarian (and vegan) substitute of sausage. Made with a soy base. Fake sausage.

I had such a delicious breakfast of facon, fausage and biscuits, my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

fausage by fiendinKristi March 22, 2009

Fessage

A Facebook message. A message sent via Facebook.

did that girl ever call you?
no but she fessaged me.
(high five)

Fessage by badballz February 15, 2009

Fassagger 

a chunky woman with extremley saggy tits!

Keaton: hey look its your future wife

Bodhi: ohh yeah shes hot

Keaton: not her the fassagger on the left

Bodhi: awe :(

Fassagger by KeatonsBS July 3, 2011

falsage 

it's saying no but only those who have an iq of over 200 can comprehend.

crackah, can we let mexicans in our country?

falsage

falsage by gayfaggotinni October 26, 2018

fessage

Facebook message

Since I no long use email, would you mind sending me a fessage?

fessage by Red Hot Ramsch May 21, 2015

fassageneous

Concious effort to be fake

He tries to hide his fassageneous habits.

fassageneous by Virtuoso305 May 8, 2018