Fashion Tit

An exposed female breast, commonly used in high fashion/editorial photography, as a crutch to distract the viewer from bad photography, awful clothing or lack of overall aesthetic substance.

Photographers often refer to this as "artistic" in an attempt to distance themselves from porn even though a male audience will shamelessly pleasure themselves to a subtly exposed fashion tit.

"I was about to toss my wife's collection of old Vogue magazines until I caught glimpse of a fashion tit. I immediately changed my mind and took a new course of action... and tossed them 3 minutes later."

Fashion Tit by Joey_Baggad0nuts November 14, 2012

fashion titties 

Titties small enough to wear wear high fashion clothes (runway boobs)

I don't have big boobs I have fashion titties.

fashion titties by ghibby April 28, 2014

plantar fashionitis 

plantar fashionitis - the shoes you are forced to wear (or can no longer wear) due to a diagnosis of plantar fasciitis, a painful inflammation on the sole of your feet.

"Dude - what's up with the Jesus sandals?"

"Man, this plantar fashionitis ain't no joke, these are the only shoes I can comfortably wear!

plantar fashionitis by chickdamebroad April 28, 2011

fashionita 

An uptight fag always talkin bout the hippest swagiest shit available

I got this at goodwill think it's great and that fashionita gonna say it's shit the only thing that's shit is what's gonna go down her throat

fashionita by Freezing fucks March 6, 2017

Plantar-Fashionitis

The pain associated with breaking in a new pair of fashionable shoes.

I knew after just a few steps in my new shoes that I would have plantar-fashionitis the next day, but these shoes are worth the pain!

Plantar-Fashionitis by Punster-Fraser August 19, 2018