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Farty Phil 

A dirty old man on your course at college. He usually spends his time taking pictures of younger girls and farting when in the middle of lectures. He is usually referred to as "Pervert" or "Lollypop man". He loves the countryside and is still a virgin. People generally throw objects at him like Chips, Bottles and Oranges to name a few, and you usually get the reaction of " Do you think your clever, you Moron!"

To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.
"Farty Phil will you stop taking pictures of me!"

Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!"
Phil: " What yee looking at!?"
Farty Phil by Tristan Adamson February 1, 2009
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fartphiliac 

A person who compulsively seeks out others’ flatulence, often demonstrating a desperate creativity in doing so.
That fartphiliac has taken his search to a whole new level that we call fart stalking.
fartphiliac by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Fartophile 

To like farts, To be Ian.
Ian is a Fartophile.
Fartophile by rawrPhile September 19, 2012

phillsburry fart 

A chinky shit in class that opens his ass wide and let's his fart out in silence while facing his enemy from the anus. He grabs his bucket and then does a big dollop inside it and let's it dry out with flies until it's thanksgiving. When you face your enemy again and stick the bucket of shit in his mouth while running away like a savage try hard
That kid just did a phillsburry fart all over trevis
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

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