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Farty Phil 

A dirty old man on your course at college. He usually spends his time taking pictures of younger girls and farting when in the middle of lectures. He is usually referred to as "Pervert" or "Lollypop man". He loves the countryside and is still a virgin. People generally throw objects at him like Chips, Bottles and Oranges to name a few, and you usually get the reaction of " Do you think your clever, you Moron!"

To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.
"Farty Phil will you stop taking pictures of me!"

Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!"
Phil: " What yee looking at!?"
Farty Phil by Tristan Adamson February 1, 2009
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fartphiliac 

A person who compulsively seeks out others’ flatulence, often demonstrating a desperate creativity in doing so.
That fartphiliac has taken his search to a whole new level that we call fart stalking.
fartphiliac by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Fartophile 

To like farts, To be Ian.
Ian is a Fartophile.
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phillsburry fart 

A chinky shit in class that opens his ass wide and let's his fart out in silence while facing his enemy from the anus. He grabs his bucket and then does a big dollop inside it and let's it dry out with flies until it's thanksgiving. When you face your enemy again and stick the bucket of shit in his mouth while running away like a savage try hard
That kid just did a phillsburry fart all over trevis

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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