Fartwich

A sandwich made by flatulating between two pieces of bread.

Here bruv, have a fartwich!

Safe fam that tasted peng!

by Indio117 February 1, 2019

Fartichoke

When a person chokes so hard that they fart.

I choked on the pinto bean spread which caused a doubly horrible fartichoke.

by QBeezley July 16, 2008

fartwiches

Food that induces a lot of gas.

For lunch we had corned beef and pastrami fartwiches.

by Roger McButtfuck December 17, 2009

Fartichoke

The act of farting into a space-heater, and causing a room's inhabitants to choke on the very air around them. The space-heater actually increases the parameter, and over all foul smell of the fart.

She bent right over infront of the space heater and hit me with a fartichoke!

by Sloane M November 26, 2017

fatwich

a type of sandwich consisting of such ingredients as cheese,bacon,avocado,more cheese,tuna salad and bread that is ultimately fried in butter, much like a grilled cheese, but with octuple the calories

bret: "jen...? will you make me a fatwich?"

by oogie boogie jen August 26, 2003

Fresno fartichoke

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.

I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.

by Scuba Jim November 16, 2018

fartichoki

term used to describe the phenomenon in which one smells a nasty fart and immediately begins to choke because of the rank as fuck smell.

you: *farts the next day after eating burritos and chinese food and eggs*
me: "BRO THAT SMELL IS GODDAMN FARTICHOKI!!!"

by alienpho April 14, 2015