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Fartwich 

A sandwich made by flatulating between two pieces of bread.
Here bruv, have a fartwich!

Safe fam that tasted peng!
Fartwich by Indio117 February 1, 2019
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Fartichoke 

When a person chokes so hard that they fart.
I choked on the pinto bean spread which caused a doubly horrible fartichoke.
Fartichoke by QBeezley July 16, 2008

fartwiches 

Food that induces a lot of gas.
For lunch we had corned beef and pastrami fartwiches.
fartwiches by Roger McButtfuck December 17, 2009

Fartichoke 

The act of farting into a space-heater, and causing a room's inhabitants to choke on the very air around them. The space-heater actually increases the parameter, and over all foul smell of the fart.
She bent right over infront of the space heater and hit me with a fartichoke!
Fartichoke by Sloane M November 26, 2017
a type of sandwich consisting of such ingredients as cheese,bacon,avocado,more cheese,tuna salad and bread that is ultimately fried in butter, much like a grilled cheese, but with octuple the calories
bret: "jen...? will you make me a fatwich?"
fatwich by oogie boogie jen August 26, 2003

Fresno fartichoke 

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.
I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.
Fresno fartichoke by Scuba Jim November 16, 2018

fartichoki 

term used to describe the phenomenon in which one smells a nasty fart and immediately begins to choke because of the rank as fuck smell.
you: *farts the next day after eating burritos and chinese food and eggs*
me: "BRO THAT SMELL IS GODDAMN FARTICHOKI!!!"
fartichoki by alienpho April 14, 2015
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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