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fartwiches 

Food that induces a lot of gas.
For lunch we had corned beef and pastrami fartwiches.
fartwiches by Roger McButtfuck December 17, 2009
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farticles 

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.
You contaminated my air with your farticles!
farticles by ThreePts October 24, 2005
Word of the Day on May 13, 2008

farticles 

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.
GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!
farticles by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007

Farticles 

The particles released from the anus when you fart.
Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!
Farticles by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

Farticles 

fahrt-i-kuhlz
noun
Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.
Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.
Farticles by lenjowery February 21, 2011

farticles 

the particles of fart that remain in the atmosphere after a fart has been released
farticles : I walked into the mens room and someone had left a farticle cloud for me to walk into
farticles by mopallica June 10, 2010

farticles 

the particles that are expelled from ones ass when they fart
person 1: i just farted
person 2: i know i can taste your farticles
farticles by phoenixofdeth November 14, 2009
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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