Fartum

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A sub-genre of abstract humor, considered to be the perfect form of entertainment by those with a finer comedic palette.

"Did you think my performance was funny?"
"Pure Fartum."

Fartum by Ricky Sluck January 10, 2008

Words you can keep

post-fartum blues

sense of loss and emptiness felt after a farticularly satisfying fart that has been building up gradually over a long period of time

She never recovered from her post-fartum blues.

post-fartum blues by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Related Words

Fartum • fartumn • post-fartum blues • Post-fartum expression • postfartum depression • Fartman • fargument • FartMaxxing • Fartmare • fartmeat

Post-fartum expression

The sigh of relieve and that silly smile a person has after letting out that gas that has been held in for so long.

Slightly changed term from 'Testees' Ssn1 when Peter lets out a huge fart that he thought was a baby and Ron tells him he's got post-fartum depression. Post-fartum expression is easier to relate to.

Post-fartum expression by Taidi January 16, 2010

post fartum depression

The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.

I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.

post fartum depression by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

Word of the Day on April 26, 2015

Post-Fartum Depression

When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)

I just had the most epic fart and now I have Post-Fartum Depression.

Post-Fartum Depression by Nunya Bid Ness November 20, 2018

Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg

Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression

Post-Fartum Depression by CumCorpse April 14, 2025

Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg

Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression

Post-Fartum Depression by CumCorpse April 14, 2025

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026